First off, there are, like, a hundred stars, which just mucks up the entire design off the bat. And what's with the dark, dreary, colors? When was this thing designed? 1992?
And the sharp corners? Everyone knows rounded corners are a lot more inviting to click-through, and that's what we want from a passerby who happens to come across America.
What better way to start re-branding the country than with a fresh new logo?
The economical crisis facing the nation is probably due to design, as well. I mean, who would put any value on such a horribly designed piece of currency?
First of all, it's just busy as hell, with "1"s plastered on every square inch of the thing, and signatures of everyone and their grandmother scrawled across the bottom. And who in their right mind thought that seaweed green would be an appealing color of choice?
This just will not do.
So let's revamp the nation's currency to get this economy rolling again.
I can hear the economy growing already. With our economy back on the right track, we'll be able to focus back on the real issues.
And that is, re-shaping America.
Well, I propose we start the process with the squarest states, such as Colorado and Wyoming.
The first to go would be the Hollywood sign.
And re-create it using the friendlier, softer, more popular "today" font, VAG Rounded.
I believe America is ready for change. Change is nothing to fear. After all, the country was built on change. It's as American as baseball.
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