Regarding Roanald

Sooo… we’ve been getting a ton of tweets and emails and pigeon-delivered encoded messages asking if Aviary ever hired that guy Roanald. (Proper warning: Roanald’s application contains some mild profanity, so please only click through to it if you’re ok with that.)

The short answer is yes.

The long answer, for those of you who missed all the action, is that Roanald actually applied here way back in August. We obviously hired him on the spot when he rode in here with his team of trained eagles, but his story of success didn’t make the rounds on the internet until our buddy Jonathan joined us for lunch a couple weeks back and thought to snap a picture of Roanald’s application, which has been hanging proudly in our kitchen since the day it arrived in our hearts.

It was the cover letter heard round the world, and we watched with delight as the story was retweeted, liked, shared, and picked up by the likes of BuzzfeedHuffington Post, and even AOL. Heck, even Dwight Schrute himself tweeted about it. Roanald was especially tickled as he skyrocketed to fame, and we didn’t even yell at him when his productivity plummeted to an all-time low.

Anyway. We just wanted to assure everyone that Roanald is employed, and that you can all stop emailing him and offering him jobs – unless of course you can help him out with his ultimate dream of working in Disney’s Animal Kingdom Park as a wrangler for the African Safari. Then you can have him.

Be a part of the Roanald saga:

Follow @RoanaldDvorak on twitter Meet the rest of the Aviary flock Come work with us!

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  • Asd

    fake  

    • Your Mom

      You think?

  • I am your father

    I couldn’t find him in the about page, does he work at Disney’s Animal Kingdom Park now?

  • DTD
    • laravel

      well he didn’t provide proof. Anyone could’ve wrote that.

  • Ok

    successful troll is successful.

  • Anonymous

    The resume has been great comedy relief in our office. Probably a troll, but it’s a good laugh. I’d hire the guy just for comedy relief and doing odd “shit” in the office. Seems his specialty is “shit” so let’s exploit that.

  • http://www.BizProMedia.com/ Fritz Barnes

    Well, fake or not, I sure enjoyed it. As a social media guy, I can appreciate a good viral hoax, even if that is what it is.

  • choco_pie

    so he still has job today?

  • http://twitter.com/Damnkenneth kenneth

    Too bad he can’t spell and has horrible grammar. He is also a total Douche.. I would maybe recommend him as a coffee shop counter boy.

    • SirGalahad

      What’s the frequency?

    • http://www.facebook.com/gomike.me Mike La Rose

      PFFFFT, TYPICAL MANAGER.

    • Claire

      Crimeny, Kenneth, I bet GIT is an absolute joy to work at. Your morale must be through the roof. 

    • CaptStinky

       Hahaha! I just read Kenneth’s boring-ass resume, chock full o’ buzzwords an’ shit. That was after I read Kenny’s comment here, where he improperly capitalized “douche” and then either added an extra period or shortened an ellipsis. Ah, the Interwebs, where irony thrives.

    • J.Jr

      Loser!

  • http://www.mindoverminimal.com Jonathan Mancinelli

    Well for the love of bacon! I’m one hell of a guy according to my close family and friends. Do I get a job too, or do I basically have to submit something witty and full of epicness for your consideration?

  • UNIQ.images

    Lol, fake or not. It was epic.